22 years old, beginning my career as an ICU nurse. Things I like: 30 Rock, Bones, How I Met Your Mother, That 70's Show, Doctor Who, Misfits, Criminal Minds, Teen Wolf, Orphan Black, House, Supernatural. Things I don't like: listing things I like and realizing that it's all TV shows and I really need to get a life.
i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene
This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever
"You’re gonna do great today"
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows
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