nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
Easy Garlic Parmesan Knots | Damn Delicious
how to answer your phone like a boss
apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
Happy Waffle Wednesday you beautiful tropical fish!
Oh you’re going on a bike ride? Where’s your helmet? Do you know how many patients I’ve taken care of who didn’t think they needed a helmet?
You forgot to flush…and your urine’s pretty concentrated. Are you drinking enough water?
Oh it’s Christmas Eve? Its the perfect time for us all to complete our advanced directives!
You wanna get a mani/pedi? I’ll pass, but feel free to go pick up a few infections!
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